Signs That You've Had TOO MUCH Of
You try to enter your password on the
You now think of three espressos as
You haven't played solitaire with a real
deck of cards in years.
You have a list of 15 phone numbers to
reach your family of 3.
You e-mail your son in his room to tell
him that dinner is ready, and
he e-mails you back
"What's for dinner?"
Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via
her web site.
You chat several times a day with a
stranger from South Africa, but you haven't
spoken to your next door neighbor yet this
You didn't give your valentine a card this
year, but you posted one for your e-mail buddies
via a Web page.
Your daughter just bought on CD all the
records your college roommate used to play that
you most despised.
Every commercial on television has a
web-site address at the bottom of the
You buy a computer and a week later it is
out of date and now sells for half the price you
The concept of using real money, instead
of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign
Cleaning up the dining area means getting
the fast food bags out of the back seat of your
your reason for not staying in touch with
family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
You consider 2nd day air delivery
You refer to your dining room table as the
flat filing cabinet.
Your idea of being organized is multiple
You hear most of your jokes via e-mail
instead of in person.
Watch out 2000 is this the computer of the
~Index to Poems~