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Signs That You've Had TOO MUCH Of The 90's



You try to enter your password on the microwave.

You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted."

You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.

You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.



You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready,
and

he e-mails you back "What's for dinner?"

Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.

You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.

You didn't give your valentine a card this year, but you posted one for your e-mail buddies via a Web page.



Your daughter just bought on CD all the records your college roommate used to play that you most despised.

Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom of the screen



www.homemade.com


You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid.

The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.

Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car

your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.



You consider 2nd day air delivery painfully slow.



You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet.



Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it-notes.

You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.



Watch out 2000 is this the computer of the future???





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