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Hi everyone I am
Snickers and I am back again. I saw my human
mommy reading something the other day and I was
reading it too, I told her I like that but you
have to change it around a little bit. She said
"I guess so" so here is what we got.
EVERYTHING MY HUMAN
KNOWS ABOUT LIFE SHE LEARNED FROM "ME"
Life is hard, then you nap.
Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a
When in doubt, cop an attitude.
Variety is the spice of life: one day ignore
people, the next day annoy them.
Climb your way to the top--that's why drapes are
Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's
Find your place in the sun--especially if it
happens to be on that nice pile of warm, clean
Make your mark in the world--or at least spray in
If you're not receiving enough attention, try
knocking over several antique lamps.
Always give generously--a small bird or rodent
left on the bed tells them, "I care".
When you go out into the world, remember: being
placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege.
I am really a good cat but I don't let my mommy
out of my sight for very long. At least my mommy
tells me I am a good cat. If Candy would just
leave me alone, she always wants to pick a