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CAT HAIKUS
You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.
The rule for today
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow
In deep sleep hear sound
cat vomit hairball somewhere
will find in morning.
Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.
Blur of motion, then --
silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?
The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds --
your foot just squashed one.
You're always typng.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.
My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I can just hide my head.
Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper'?
Kitty likes plastic
Confuses for litter box.
Don't leave tarp around
Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner
I want to be close to you.
Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?
Wanna go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
Oh no! Big One has
Been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!
Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams
My claws are not that sharp.
Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!"
Litter box not here
You must have moved it again
I'll go in the sink
The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
Time for "Cup Hockey"
~~Author Unknown~~
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