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Hi everyone I am Snickers and I am back again. I saw my human mommy reading something the other day and I was reading it too, I told her I like that but you have to change it around a little bit. She said "I guess so" so here is what we got. EVERYTHING MY HUMAN KNOWS ABOUT LIFE SHE LEARNED FROM "ME" Life is hard, then you nap. Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours. When in doubt, cop an attitude. Variety is the spice of life: one day ignore people, the next day annoy them. Climb your way to the top--that's why drapes are there. Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face. Find your place in the sun--especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm, clean laundry. Make your mark in the world--or at least spray in each corner. If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over several antique lamps. Always give generously--a small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care". When you go out into the world, remember: being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege. I am really a good cat but I don't let my mommy out of my sight for very long. At least my mommy tells me I am a good cat. If Candy would just leave me alone, she always wants to pick a fight.